Fact or Fiction? "Kenny Loggins is a ROCK GOD!"

I've gotta go with Fact on this one my friends.

Exhibit A: "Highway to the Dangerzone" One of the greatest rock'nroll monster jams of all time. I can't listen to that song without getting pumped up and wanting to go fly a freakin jet fighter and take out some commie bastards with their evil, dark visor-shields and their godawful Mig jets.


Exhibit B: "Playin with the Boys" Just plain awesome. Its an unabashed gay rights anthem. Hey, I'm not gay, but I stand proudly with my brothers who are. This song gives me the strength to know we will win the day eventually.

Exhibit C: "I'm Alright" This song is heavily featured in one of the greatest comedies of all time, namely Caddyshack. And the movie includes a sequence where a gopher dances to the song. You just can't argue with that.


Verdict: Mr. Loggins we in the above entitled action find you guilty.....of being a ROCK 'N ROLL GOD.