Happy New Year World

Well folks, its 2006. So I figure its high time I list my resolutions for the coming year:

1) Learn to break concrete slabs with fists.
2) Learn to break concrete slabs and/or doors with feet.
3) Finally get that kidney operation I've always wanted.
4) Learn how to play the pan flute.
5) Discover myself, in new and...erotic ways.
6) Listen to more smooooooth jazz, cause Kenny G is GOD.
7) Play at least 18 holes of golf with TV's John Stamos.
8) Win an MC battle by spitting the illest isht on the mic.
9) Gain weight.
10) Learn to iron.