Celeb reality

This whole new trend of celebrity reality shows has got to stop. Now Britney Spears and Kevin Spears apparently have inked a deal with UPN for some reality series + the balding dude from 98 degrees wants to do a reality show about his (I'm gonna go ahead and predict.....ill-fated) Cincinatti mayoral campaign. STOP THE MADNESS PEOPLE!

Now I'm as big a fan of reality tv (and tv in general) as you can get, but this out-of-control celebrity idolatry trend has got to stop. Paris Hilton need not cross our sacred tv viewing paths ever again. Carmen Electra and Dave need not ever give us a "peak into their crrrrazzy lives" ever again.

Just stop it tv producers please, I'm beggin' you. MTV has some show about a celebrity publicist. Gimme a freakin' break. This chick organizes parties for millionares. Lets go ahead and keep her "behind the scenes" ok? We don't need to know about her struggles at getting that perfectly shaped P-Diddy ice sculpture delivered on time for Diddy's latest bash in the Hamptons. And she don't need no stinking tv show man!

I'm suggesting a new trend in television. Brace yourselves, take a seat, maybe grab a drink if you've got one handy.................Puppets! Why not? If reality tv is popular because its so cost effective for tv networks cause they don't have to pay actors or write scripts why not puppets? Think about it.