In a pathetic attempt to reach a wider audience....

I will now write a complete sentence including all of the top 5 things/people in Yaho's buzz index (http://buzz.yahoo.com).

So, I was thinking its pretty sad that former Raider and USC football player Darrell Russell died so close to Christmas, especially in light of the recent rumors that Eminem has reconciled with his ex-wife, and thus has no more interest in that crazy-ass, butterfly tatoo-havin' Mariah Carey or that milftastic hick Britney Spears.

Yes, pathetic.


EDIT: Man I just re-read this post and I think it might be worse than my celebrity scent idea post. Please forgive me, I'm slumping a little that's all. Gimme a second chance.