Google Adsense

I have to hand it to the boys over at Google Adsense. As I write this my banner ads are 1) A survey asking people to vote whether or not they think Kenny Chesney is gay and 2) An advertisement for "legal Kenny Loggins downloads."

My thoughts on these ads are as follows:
Ad #1-----Of course Kenny Chesney is gay, he wrote a song called "You had me at Hello." He either has a vagina or he's gay (more power to him if he is btw). Case closed.

Kenny C. (gay? Nooo WAY, just look at the picture)

Ad#2-----Why would anyone attempt to illegally download Kenny Loggins songs? Isn't this like trying to rob a lemonade stand with a gun? If you get caught, the penalty sucks (ie armed robbery charges), and if you don't get caught all you get are a bunch of lame ass Kenny Loggins songs (ie a couple lemons and some loose change).


Lil' Kenny L.