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Sunday, January 01, 2006

This is whacky

From Espn.com-
"Former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett was accused of displaying a gun and robbing two people in an alley behind a bar early Sunday, the latest trouble for the Buckeyes star who left the school in disgrace and failed to gain early entry into the NFL."

Read the entire story here:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2277173&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines


I think Maurice and Jeff Reardon should team up if they get over their recent legal troubles. Jeff could be the guy who goes inside the liquor store while Maurice waits at the door. Then Jeff could pull out a baseball and tell the store clerk he's gonna get 90+ mph of split-finger fastball right between the eyes if he doesn't hand over the cash in the register. Once the clerk hands over the cash, Jeff uses his throwing accuracy to toss the stacks of cash to Maurice at the door. Then Maurice uses his skills as a former star runningback to get away with the dough. I guess that still leaves Jeff inside the store with no getaway driver, but they could work on that.
Jeff and Maurice......the coppers don't stand a chance!

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